I couldn’t resist. Sorry.

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

*steals my multivar professor’s hat and puts it on* Actually, unless we’re working in a two-dimensional cartoon universe, the ass is probably better approximated as a set of quadric surfaces, which implies that we are finding not the slope but the gradient of the ass. I would give a set of two elliptic paraboloids, perhaps f(x,y) = 0.5x^2 + y^2, which gives us a gradient of <fx, fy> = <x, 2y>. However, the gradient actually tells us very little about the relative fatness of the ass; in fact, a better measure would probably be its Laplacian, fxx + fyy = 1 + 2 = 3. Therefore, the ass is, mathematically speaking, pretty damn fat. *drops mic*

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Can I please bash Gwen?

president-kevin:

things to remember if you want to watch torchwood:

- Toshiko Sato is the freaking queen
-we really needed a doctor who crossover

-but we did get martha for a few episodes so that’s ok
-doNT BASH GWEN
-also dont bash rhys
-just dont bash anyone 
-original torchwood is best
-janto is canon and it’s fantastic
-IANTO IS NOT DEAD OK WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT

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